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Really the Simpsons? Yep MikroTik can do that as well!

So you think your MikroTik can’t do the Simpsons?
You’d be wrong… as long as it has a speaker/beeper built in.

If your MikroTik has a beeper, you’ll usually hear a short beep when it boots. With a tiny bit of scripting, you can make it play the Simpsons theme instead.

Want your router to sing every time it starts up?
Just drop this script in, hook it to the scheduler with start-time=startup, and on the next reboot it’ll rip.

Do you need this?
Absolutely not.
Do you want this?
Absolutely yes. 😁

:beep frequency=1047 length=563ms; :delay 573ms; :beep frequency=1319 length=375ms; :delay 385ms; :beep frequency=1480 length=375ms; :delay 385ms; :beep frequency=1760 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=1568 length=563ms; :delay 573ms; :beep frequency=1319 length=375ms; :delay 385ms; :beep frequency=1047 length=375ms; :delay 385ms; :beep frequency=880 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=740 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=740 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=740 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=784 length=750ms; :delay 760ms; :delay 188ms; :delay 188ms; :beep frequency=740 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=740 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=740 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=784 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=932 length=563ms; :delay 573ms; :beep frequency=1047 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=1047 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=1047 length=188ms; :delay 198ms; :beep frequency=1047 length=375ms; :delay 385ms;